I Don't Vibe I Malfunction Unisex t-shirt
I Don't Vibe I Malfunction Unisex t-shirt
"Vibing" requires a baseline level of stability we simply do not possess.
Designed for days when your social battery is at -12% and your brain is running purely on caffeine, anxiety, and pure spite. Featuring bold, original graphics on a super-soft, lightweight classic tee, this piece tells the room everything they need to know before they attempt small talk.
Throw it on, grab your coffee, and let the system errors roll.
The Details:
Feel: Ultra-soft, lightweight, and breathable with just the right amount of stretch
Fit: Flattering unisex cut (side-seamed for a better fit)
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Print-on-Demand: Made specially for you as soon as you order to eliminate waste and keep overproduction out of the woods.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |